


How to Piss Off Viktor

by me12243



Category: Underworld
Genre: Humor, Parody
Language: English
Status: Completed
Published: 2009-12-21
Updated: 2010-07-03
Packaged: 2013-09-30 08:03:27
Rating: T
Chapters: 3
Words: 297
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5598108/1/
Author URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2119667/me12243
Summary: DISCONTINUED





	1. Chapter 1

Ten ways to piss off Viktor:

10. Tell him Selene had an affair with Michael....................Jackson.

9. Remind him how not only one, but two women left everything he gave them for a lycan.

8. Introduce him and the 1/2 corpse as a married couple in a picture to the entire coven.

7. Tell him Lucian did it.

6. Knock him out with drugs. Then roll him around in glitter and put fairy wings on him.

5. Introduce him as Edward Cullen.

4. Make a fake picture of him and Lucian having sex.

3. When he kills raze, say "Careful, or you'll have an orgasm."

2. Run up to him and scream "OMG i just saw Selene, Sonja, Lucian, and Michael having an orgy!" When he runs to the room you said they were all in, laugh as a bucket of sewage falls on his head.

1. Draw a very detailed picture of Ilona getting her head chopped off.


	2. Chapter 2

1. Chuck a lycan at him.

2. chuck Lucian at him.

3. walk in on him singing 'i will survive' into his hairbrush in the mirror.

4. poke him repeatedly.

5. tell him he should join the red vs. blue war.

6. tell him he would make great friends with caboose.

...lost my bunnies...


	3. Chapter 3

1. Ask him how the companies doing now that the guienie pigs took over.

2. Tell him Selene was a lot hotter(which she was. XD) than Sonja, and ask him how he thought they looked alike. (Even though they kind of did)

3. Tell him he just sucks at keeping is daughters from atracting lycan perverts.

him he's stupid.

A/N Yes. It sucked. Get over it. It is this suckishness, that makes me not update most stories of mine.


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